Well I was born an original sinner.
I was borne from original sin.
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin...

My mother told me good
My mother told me strong.
She said "be true to yourself
And you can't go wrong."
"But there's just one thing
That you must understand."
"You can fool with your brother -
But don't mess with a megaphone man."

Don't mess with a megaphone man.
Don't mess with a megaphone man.

Well the megaphone man
He's got Loud on his side.
He's got the SRLs and some Burners
Backin' up from behind.
Black eyed looks from those ReSearch books.
He's a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was a woman in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The megaphone man he was followin' me.
He said "stop what you're doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I've got a message for you that you
better believe."