Michael! has dead batteries's topics - tribe.net

now that you're a home-owner

2006-10-13T16:34:11Z

I suppose your kitten-huffing habit will go through the roof: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

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5 over (0) 3 down

2006-09-26T16:40:06Z

http://joeljohnson.com/images2/bm_bingo.jpg

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im coughing up red

2006-07-24T03:29:17Z

http://www.hingos.com/patches/index.php?pt=031211
http://www.hingos.com/patches/index.php?pt=031216

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I'm still

2006-07-22T13:11:13Z

I'm still in the lab.

but the batteries died on the thing I'm working on.

that means I get to go home, right?

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It's been awhile...

2006-04-10T20:35:04Z

so, I just thought I'd pop in and say... WEENIS!

~weenis

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two letters, that's all it takes

2006-02-13T13:26:15Z

http://images.google.com/images?q=yiffing&sourceid=mozilla-search&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi

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So,

2006-02-09T22:33:04Z

As you guys know, I'm in school.

I have this really hard takehome final, and it's due tomorrow. Well, just gotta do it.

But this afternoon, my neighbor, the guy in the next house over... Got a drum set.

He's practicing.

yikes. thought you'd get a kick outa that.

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death?

2006-01-25T14:54:33Z

so. should this tribe get the axe?

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new art

2005-12-04T17:08:24Z

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/003/a4f/003a4f15-f75a-4e93-9371-3ce02b993999

not that there's anything ELSE going on in this tribe.

WHAT, just becuase of the holiday's youse guys don wanna HUFF WIT MICHAEL no more?

sheesh.

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I love how

2005-11-14T06:55:29Z

someone looks like he has long hippie braids blowing in the wind behind him in this photo:

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/4c4/fd6/4c4fd656-e19b-4f1e-b8cd-ebe915abdb83

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other michael's new fan tribe

2005-10-25T15:53:51Z

do you worship the Other michael? or just Michael!? oi vei with the fan tribes, already, michaels.

http://tribes.tribe.net/sendomflowers?r=10292

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luvvin it

2005-10-18T13:44:31Z

I love the new main pic. pretty scary Mr Other.

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huffing?!??

2005-09-22T17:50:04Z

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/09/toilet_huffing_.html

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assuming this is still the shut up michael tribe:

2005-09-14T02:37:50Z

It's my tribe birthday tomorrow!

horray for me.

what should I do to celebrate?

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Scorin’ with the chicks.

2005-08-19T23:58:39Z

This is the single most retarded thing you've done so far Michael.

"Now that we’ve had ten, it’s time to place your votes."

Now that just sounds like tourettes talking, or diarrhea of the mouth or typing fingers. Seriously, posting about these 'chicks' was in very poor taste, so why don't you just STFU.

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yay we're famous!

2005-08-16T02:15:38Z

http://www.google.com/search?q=miguelfromhell&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

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Kickball

2005-08-15T19:53:26Z

I recall that Ms Pixie in this tribe was supposed to be getting married at Burningman. Well, provided she could win a pre-wedding kickball match with her Fiance.

So how's that going? Still in the works? We're going to wanna know how that turns out.

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It might be time

2005-08-15T15:54:17Z

To put together our "cat's away" plans for burning man...

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Evil evil doers...

2005-05-23T22:56:01Z

....go to HELL!

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Ahem!

2005-05-04T20:26:45Z

new tribe name?

remember, I have a standing agreement with moderators. you create a vanity tribe for me, you change it, I'm outa there.

so, please change back to shut up pixie, or I'm outa here.

thank you very much,
Miguelfromhell

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haven't

2005-05-04T19:37:07Z

haven't heard anyone say "shut up pixie" in a long time... what gives?

I couldn't be getting nicer, huh?

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Hey....

2005-04-27T23:42:34Z

...WTF happened to this tribe? Did ya'll poke yer eyes out or something?

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Boots

2005-04-11T15:39:52Z

The moderator is boot happy. I don't particularly care to be back in this tribe, but one of the michaels [not the other one] wanted me to.

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Dilemma

2005-04-07T22:42:40Z

So, Other michael has changed the name of this tribe to Pixie Pride MAM.

So, this tribe USED TO be my vanity tribe (a reason I should stay),

But I don't want to be in a MAM clone tribe (a reason I should leave).

so as i see it, my options are
-suck it up, take it like a man, and stick around
-go out to visit Other Michael, Punch him in the nose and change the tribe name myself.

hmmmmm. decisions, decisions.

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My Name IS Pixie

2005-04-07T19:44:42Z

Hi there. I am covered in Pixie Dust and waiting to cause some mischief...with my green eyes a twinkling I have an idea that i may get into some trouble....Anyone else wanna play?

Pixie

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Homage

2005-04-07T17:21:09Z

This thread is dedicated as an homage to Pixie II. Were it not for the canook, we wouldn't be having all of this wonderous fun and joy today.

Signed,

Pixcognito

Los Angeles, CA

11:31 am, Pacific Standard Time

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Important New Thread

2005-04-07T16:32:16Z

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!

Discuss.

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Birthday Day

2005-04-05T18:08:32Z

It's a new holiday...

Birthday Day! It's not just your birthday or my birthday, but it's EVERYONE'S birthday!

Happy fuckin' birthday all you fuckin' fucks!

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wow

2005-04-05T07:32:58Z

I just read the happy birthday card from the shoe company in the tribe gallery.

wow. I can't even imagine that "honey, the shoe company sent you a birthday card."

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HOLY SHIT

2005-04-05T04:15:36Z

I found another one!

http://pennsylvania.tribe.net/person/9ff00c55-0270-4a55-86b7-a9cf180230c4?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Person%5B9ff00c55-0270-4a55-86b7-a9cf180230c4%5D&r=10424

Should we ask her to join us?

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EARN $$$ SELLING EBOOKS

2005-04-01T15:30:54Z

http://mam32.tribe.net

at all alts (et atl-atls y axolotls)

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I am among you...

2005-03-31T16:22:13Z

signed,
Unruly Julie (pixies her nose)
etc.

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Gay

2005-03-31T16:21:11Z

I'm just checking to see if Michael jumps on the first post because I said the word "gay".

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Pixie Rollcall

2005-03-29T22:58:51Z

All Pixies report here and clock in:

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I may be capricious

2005-03-29T22:21:35Z

but not entirely cruel: http://www.tribe.net/thread/47ec2b60-5993-43fd-a122-86453c5202c9?tribeid=eb19b570-dd6b-446e-b212-6f6b15e0b750&r=10424

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

2005-03-29T22:17:05Z

all those who insist on demanding that others sign their posts will henceforth BE EVICTED from this tribe within one hour.

(signed)
the Mgmt.

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IMPERTINANT NOVICE

2005-03-29T22:04:53Z

Pixie II.

Signed,

Pixcognito

Los Angeles

11:19 am

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OK,

2005-03-29T20:09:29Z

OK, I understand why Other-Pixie-Grammar-Police had to remove the previous thread. I'd noticed it and considered correcting it. I was, however so blinded by hate-fueled-venom, I could not, COULD NOT! see straight, and would not correct my grammar. take that as a warning!

Pox on you who mock me.

Feel the wrath I rain down upon you. you will suffer the consequences of your actions.

Michael PixieF-erPants
Oakland CA,
12:01pm PST

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NOTICE IMPORTANT

2005-03-29T19:23:05Z

there are new pictures in the album, and nobody said "thanks"

a******s.

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My Name ISN'T Pixie

2005-03-29T18:58:46Z

It's Pixcognito, thank you very much.

Signed,

Pixcognito

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Vacation ideas

2005-03-17T00:43:10Z

So, I have spring break next week. It kinda snuck up on me, so I didn't plan anything. Any ideas?

-train to be a cage fighter
-eat lots of tater tots
-learn to rap
-solve world hunger and cure cancer

I'm looking for suggestions

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poop?

2005-02-21T22:46:31Z

<3----

Is that Pixie pooping, then?

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This is an Automotive tribe

2005-02-16T18:22:49Z

So here's one up the tailpipe....

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_278.html

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Ded Elf products

2005-02-08T09:25:51Z

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/dedelf/dedelf.html

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Concern

2005-01-25T04:39:42Z

Now that we can search tribes, I performed the obligatory search on 'harriet' and am not sure if I should be worried that, in tribe's definition of 'relevance', about 40% (rough estimate) of the first page of search results were to be found in this tribe.

I am somewhat concerned by this fact but not really.

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all the love!

2005-01-22T01:47:11Z

All the love in this tribe is just so wonderful! You guys are the best!

Thanks Other for making this such a fun happy place.
Thanks Vinnie for being so frisky.
Thanks Poosy, well, for just being your crazy self.
Thanks to each and every one of you for being part of this love-fest that is Shut Up Pixie!

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Ousted?

2005-01-22T01:35:12Z

Oh! So suddenly Big Man Pixie gets me ousted from the name of this Tribe JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE SHARING???

Well, fuck you, you fuckin' fucks!

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I don't

2005-01-21T23:35:41Z

I don't like to share.

I don't want to share this tribe with vinnie. vinnie has his own tribe/tribes. I gave up the shut up michael tribe when they added yanni to it.

I don't like to share.

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Quiet

2005-01-21T04:03:59Z

too damned quiet in here anyway.

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Pixie Sacrifice

2005-01-20T20:44:15Z

New photo in the gallery. looks great and I don't think it's been photoshopped at all!

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=eb19b570-dd6b-446e-b212-6f6b15e0b750&sortby&r=10535

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oh

2004-12-06T17:58:07Z

im sorry that msut be a typo

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Quitting

2004-11-29T00:19:32Z

That's it. I'm quitting this Tribe. Obviously, MY name doesn't count anymore. And I still don't know who-the-fuck Harriet is.

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the biggest thing?

2004-11-29T00:19:02Z

What's the biggest thing you've had up your ass?

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Stalking Poosy

2004-11-27T03:00:20Z

I've nothing better to do than to follow said p-person around and see what she does

Anyone know where she lives? All bets are off if not in Bay Area.

best,
harrist wih hiccups

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Doesn't Work

2004-11-26T19:22:53Z

This Tribe doesn't work at all. Harriet is yammering away with Michael on the "Quitting" thread.

Pixie isn't gone; Harriet is supposed to have shut up; and I never left.

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arright

2004-11-26T05:24:57Z

Arright, if this tribe isn't about me, I'm outa here.

Kinda sucks, but life just is that way.

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New Tribe Name

2004-11-26T05:12:11Z

How's about "Shut Up, Poosy"?

Just a thought...

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BOING!

2004-11-17T00:06:14Z

Ain't nobody gonna tell me to shut up? That Michael sure is sexy!

*BOING!*

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you can't!

2004-11-16T19:46:28Z

You can't all keep joining the Me! tribe. It's supposed to just be for Me!

No other members allowed, just Me!

Quit it.

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Fine!

2004-11-16T13:30:14Z

You buncha Assholes!

You wanna change the tribe away from its god given Shut Up Pixie! name? Arright, here you go:

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/tribe/a84fc23a-82c4-4e2d-ab00-b08c97964094?r=10535

And remember, it's all about ME!

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oh goddammit

2004-11-16T13:26:59Z

Michael! for chrissake do you have to be such an assface?

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New Tribe Name

2004-11-15T23:29:54Z

I like the new Tribe name! But is there any Vinnie in particular that it's referring to?

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Michael!

2004-11-15T19:39:35Z

Honey, is that an exclamation point at the end of your name, or are you just happy to see me?

*BOING!*

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It's Working

2004-11-15T19:33:45Z

Hey. This Tribe is serving its purpose. I joined a couple of days ago and no one's posted.

This one's easy. Thanks for the invite.

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Hi

2004-11-12T20:42:09Z

I'm new here. PLease give me the tour.

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the Macki™ Project

2004-11-08T08:24:30Z

Dear Michael,

Please give my best regards to the Macki over in Pranks. I am confused that he (she?) thought acting as a journalist comprises a prank. How ridiculous. It's only a convenient tactic at times when observing people who would rather that you not.

Cannot be bothered to resubscribe to Pranks to post this there, as it's moderated, and I find that moderated tribes impede my ability to come and go at will.

best,
harriet

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Is there anything...

2004-11-08T05:32:17Z

Is there anything...

worse than a rave?

I recently moved to a new area, so I haven't fallen into a rut yet. I been looking at event listings etc. Hot mother fucking damn, I can't believe people still rave.

jeez.

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gain!

2004-09-30T21:48:14Z

I can't believe this tribe GAINED a member.

I'd put the pixie avatar back up but they took it down the last two times I tried that.

Dunno why.

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fine!

2004-09-15T02:04:19Z

If we're posting weird rants, here's one. they think it's from me, and the hatemail came piling in. almost as much as for the nekkid protest against the metric system.

shhh. I have a little
fanticy that you drive over here wearing just a long coat. You pull into the
garage and open the car door. Then you put one leg out and show me that your
naked under the coat...at this point I drop down to my knees and start
to
lick your pussy.... I wan't to taste it sooo bad. Don't you wan't me to lick
it for you? I wan't to feel your tits also.... gently squeezing them and then
sucking on your nipples.... I then drop my pants and show you my hard cock....
I wan't you to feel it....touch it... use it, any way you wan't. I really
wan't to do this. I dream of this all the time, I would love to make it
happen....
Please... you can respond to my other email address....
p.s. I'm begging you, mike

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=5fd0f3b9-0c12-4eb3-8e7f-218ec69f54c7&tribeid=c0849496-ddc9-467b-8594-d441e3240ace

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all right, then

2004-09-04T00:14:27Z

I'm going to rant. I'm going to rant and bitch and yell and scream, and then I'm going to copy and paste this ranting and yelling and bitching and screaming into a private message to you because you're not here anymore and I doublt you'll read it unless I do that.

Go to hell. You hear me? Go to hell. What an incredibly arrogant, self-centered, egotistical and flat-out rude thing to say to all of us in this tribe and especially me, the moderator and creator. This tribe has jumped the shark? This tribe has reached its apex because you feel offended? Holy shit! How fucking full of yourself must you be to make that comment!

As far as I can tell, this tribe has done far more character bashing towards others than you, you little ego-maniac. Maybe you're confusing this tribe with the other dozen tribes dedicated to ripping you to shreds. Or, oh wait, maybe you're making this claim in yet another vain attempt to get people to pay attention to you. Oh! Woe is me! No one on tribe likes me! Another tribe has "jumped the shark" because someone said something disparaging about me! Oh poor me! Boo hoo!

Get.
Over.
Your.
Self.

Jumpin' Jesus on a po-go stick! This tribe had nothing to do with you. This tribe had nothing to do with anything remotly related to you or why people dislike you. If you were offended by something someone said to you in this tribe, tell them off. That's just about the only thing tribe is good for anymore: the long-winded rant. But this you suck so I'm leaving your tribe bull shit smacks of arrogance.

You know, I had no opinion of you a few weeks ago. You were someone some of my tribe and real world friends would mention and I'd say, whatever, I've had no dealings with the guy. So it's been nice meeting you, Mr. High and Mighty. Have fun feeling full of yourself.

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It's the middle of the night

2004-09-02T21:53:53Z

**ring ring ring**

pick up your damn phone, already!

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Anal lube

2004-08-23T18:46:37Z

This tribe's been pretty dead, so I just posted a new pic to the tribe gallery.

I hope you have all been keeping a close eye on the gallery. Other M put some real winners in there.

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Help!!!

2004-08-06T18:32:58Z

Pixie's swapping his purple togs for a Brown Shirt!!!

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New name, new policy

2004-08-05T12:59:15Z

Pixie got the boot.

whim.

somebody invite him back, unless he return on his own.

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Damn!

2004-08-04T05:48:21Z

so, I understand all of you managed to get kicked off tribe while I was gone?

What the fuck? Not enough huffing going on around here.

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I finally feel loved!

2004-07-31T01:34:59Z

**sniff**

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Screw this!

2004-07-31T00:08:41Z

If it's not about me, I'm outa here.

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Greetings, humans!

2004-07-30T18:44:18Z

What is this delightfully repulsive tribe all about? ;)

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

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the Pixie Forest

2004-07-06T20:22:43Z

http://www.pixieforest.com/

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Awww,

2004-06-27T05:54:36Z

Awww, I step away from the computer for a couple days, and find all these love letters when I get back.

You guys are the best. I love each and every one of you. Just for this sweet reception, I've gotta switch backto the pixie avatar.

You guys really are the best.

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as GOD is my witness....

2004-06-22T17:29:40Z

http://crematoryurns.com/urns_bronze_pixie_angel.html

DAMN PHOTOS ARE BROKEN!!!

http://crematoryurns.com/urn_br_pixie_angel.jpg
http://crematoryurns.com/urn_br_pixie_angel2.jpg

This sculpture of an angel is more reminiscent of a Pixie than the typical Angel one normally thinks of. Possibly for one of Irish Decent . . . or that prankish personality . . .

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you know what sucks?

2004-06-22T16:41:41Z

pixie dust

pixie sticks

the pixies

purple tights-wearing fools

huffing

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just wanted to say

2004-06-20T18:39:49Z

SHUT UP PIXIE!

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watching glue dry

2004-06-10T20:41:10Z

I'm waiting for some glue to dry so I've got a little time on my hands. I decided to take some pics and I put them up in this tribe's album. Allan's brought me so much happiness, I figured this little tribute was the least I could do.

This one's for you bro.

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a show of appreciation

2004-06-10T12:39:50Z

I thought you guys might like this:

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

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Question for Other

2004-06-10T01:49:56Z

Other M

You gonna update the picture as I switch between Herve, the Fly brotha, and the pixie?

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Yay!

2004-06-10T00:56:55Z

Guys, I'm having a great time here. This is the best tribe EVER!

Each and every one of you has been soooo much fun, but to be fair, I have to give extra thanks to the MerPimp. Allan, you've really made my day here in this tribe.

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Thanks guys!

2004-06-10T00:01:57Z

Thanks for the new tribe. You guys are the BEST!

I love each and every one of you. This is the best birthday present ever.

Line up everyone. Each one of you gets one big fat kiss for this.
Guys: No tongue.
Girls: It's lady's choice.

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First Star on the Right and Straight on 'Til Morning

2004-06-09T22:54:18Z

Are your children safe at the public library? JM Barrie's so-called "classic" may be a roadmap for pedophiles. Story at 11.

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